World’s Shortest Movie Review
by Sean Hackbarth
The Manchurian Candidate: Avoid it.
Someone gives it a good review because of it’s significance right now ….excardon me? The fact that the plot was changed to the Gulf War is about the only significant thing about…and the standard Hollywood- Republicans are EVIL mantra…that’s about it.
My favorite story of a short review was in the spirit of Spinal Tap’s “Shark Sandwich.” A mid-80s band named GRT put out an album.
The entire review: “SHT”
Actually, that’s the SECOND shortest review. Many years back, there was a review:
“A good time”
No.