Pizza, Pesos, and Klingons
by Sean Hackbarth
Here are two wacked-out stories:
- There’s the Texas pizza joint getting death threats from xenophobes who object to the chain accepting Mexican pesos as payment. Money is money. I’ve got some old French francs. Maybe they’ll take them.
- Congressman David Wu (D-OR) badly mixed his metaphors on the House floor. Beware the “faux Klingons.”













What the hell? How many cities in Upper Michigan accept Canadian currency? Answer: LOADS.
For pete’s sake.