Presidential Losers Before They Even Start
by Sean Hackbarth
It’s time to give a little love for the little-known candidates who are running for President for no apparent reason other than because they can. These people have absolutely no chance of upsetting Mitt Romney, Rudy Giuliani, Sen. John McCain, or even long shot Tommy Thompson:
- Michael Moriarty was the best Law & Order Assistant DA. Now, he’s an actor/writer/producer ranting about the New World Order and Science (with a capital S).
- Wayne Allyn Root goes by the acronym WAR. Fitting in these times, but Root’s claim to fame is showing “the sports gaming world why College Basketball is the best sport to bet and PROFIT!”
- Rep. Ron Paul has less of a chance at becoming President than Rep. Tom Tancredo, and that’s saying a lot. “Dr. No.” is pretty cool for a Republican in that he regularly votes against legislation because he feels it’s unconstitutional. He’s so pre-New Deal. He’s also pro-life. One big downside is Paul is strongly opposed to the Iraq War.
Sorry guys. This is about as much attention you’re going to get. Enjoy.
Oh, I dunno…
I kinda like Sam Waterston’s Jack McCoy better; he’s Irish and has a bottle in the bottom drawer.
And Fred Thompson is a 1000 times better than that whiny old chick with the scrunchy face that he replaced.
Moriarty did a fine job in “Pale Rider”, tho.