24 Hour 6: 11am-12pm
Follow along with me following along with Jack on another long, long day.
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Finally Chloe has something to really pout about.
Nadia is soooo hot.
Is Milo’s chin real?
How can everyone at CTU be so riveted by such a bland Presidential speech?
President Wayne looks like a robot. That would make one hell of a plot twist.
Tom and Karen spar yet again. This is getting tedious. We need some slapping or wild, passionate love making in a time of crisis. Er… on second thought, I don’t want to see either of them naked.
Karen reads off Tom’s plans for world domination. Never trust short people.
Karen is “some bleeding heart liberal” to balance her tough ass bureaucratic myopia from last season. It’s a zen thing.
Tom loves the constitution so much he thinks it would make great toilet paper.
Karen ages right before our eyes. Tom is one hell of a D.C. power player. He has to be on the Dark Side.
Slap each other or kiss. Do one or the other. Please!
Dweeby Tom assistant is at work.
Back at CTU…
Nadia’s pissed because she’s Middle Eastern. Buchanan isn’t going to bend over backwards for her today.
Damn Nadia’s hot!
At Romano’s house…
Romano’s learning why babies shouldn’t play with plastic bags. He should feel lucky he still has both arms.
Romano makes lovely, whiny crybaby.
Daddy Bauer is cleaning up Romano’s mess. Romano hired McCarthy to dismantle the nukes. His head was in “other things at the time” like say getting Jack shipped off to China. Jack’s going to be really, really angry when he finds out.
Daddy Bauer is McCarthy hunting.
Ooo…. Jack’s torture knife.
Bummer…. No torture only freeing Romano.
You can feel the hate. That room’s covered in the Dark Side. Yoda would be scared. Emperor Palpatine would be having an orgasm.
Even after being tortured Romano cares about style grabbing his sport coat.
Winds are changing. More people will be glowing in the dark.
Back at CTU…
Of all the women at CTU we’re stuck with Chloe showing the most cleavage, and it ain’t that much. Why does Nadia have to be a good Muslim?
In Jack’s car…
Romano worries about his ass.
Romano should be happy Jack didn’t spill the beans yet.
Instant SAT Question:
Loyalty is to Romano as:
a) salt is to pepper
b) Lenny is to Squiggy
c) Jack is to his man purse
d) oil is to water
In McCarthy’s car…
It has such good suspension you can shave with a straight edge, perform laser eye surgery, or put on lip gloss.
Particle physicists just got slammed. Expect protests from the Particle Physicists of America tomorrow.
Dumb blond doesn’t “feel safe in this city.” Could it be the mushroom cloud, the fallout, or the lack of mass panic and traffic in L.A.?
McCarthy’s had it with Dumb blond. Blondy sees the light and doesn’t want to glow in the dark.
In the D.C. detention center…
CTU has the names of the sleeper cell because the FBI is too incompetent to do research them themselves. They’re much better arguing with civil rights lawyers.
Back in CTU…
Milo and Morris wonder why Nadia is such a slow worker. I hope they don’t project her work ethic onto all Muslims.
Nadia realizes that she sucks at Windows Solitaire. She sucks so much she won’t tell Milo. “Go ask Buchanan.”
Nadia’s a Republican!!! Woo hoo! She’s the hottest Republican is Hollywood.
I think I’m in love.
Milo has to get his soliloquy out of the way. Yes, everyone knows four nukes are floating around L.A.
Milo wishes he had stronger hair gel.
Great name for an albums: “Paranoid Delusion of Tom Lennox.”
Back in the detention center…
Hadar has a cell phone! Hadar has a cell phone!
In the White House Bunker…
Tom’s dweeby assistant has the goods on Karen. Tom strikes.
Bill Buchanan let Fayed go 14 months ago and Karen played around with the files.
Tom: “Don’t take is personally, Karen. Just resign…. Bitch!”
Never trust a short guy.
Back in CTU…
Milo gives Nadia his super secret password. Wait until Chloe finds out.
Back in the White House bunker…
Karen hands over her resignation. Must have had that tucked away for a special occasion.
President Wayne doesn’t dig into why Karen is leaving. What a pushover.
Karen is going to L.A. We’ll see her in five episodes.
Dweeby Assistant gives Tom the “good news.”
In Simi Valley…
Jack tells Chloe about all the cool cars he sees in the parking lot.
Back in the Detention Center…
Walid’s got Hadar’s cell phone! Walid’s got Hadar’s cell phone.
Who knew Walid was a pickpocket in another life?
Agent White Boy wants Walid to order pizza from Papa John’s. He really loves the garlic dipping sauce.
Back at CTU…
Chloe finds an evil Islamist website. She digs the ghostly skull. She’s got a new tattoo idea. But she still pouts.
The sleeper cell isn’t much of a sleeper cell. They’re internet geeks.
Walid is a lousy liar.
It’s beat-up-Walid-time.
These are some dumb detainees. No one made a break for it.
In Simi Valley…
No lock can stop Jack.
Romano has to pick the comfy exec chair.
Hey! It’s Daddy Bauer!
Graem wrong? I’m shocked!
Tonight’s Lesson: Never trust a short guy.
McCarthy offered Dumb Blond a country; Sealand is for sale.
Next week, Romano gets Jack in full Technicolor.
Somethings wrong. I think the earth just stood still. Jack didn’t kill anyone.
As always for more entertainment value (a pictures of Kim) there’s Blogs4Bauer. For those of you who want to talk about the episode (I’d rather stare at Kim) there’s Wizbang and Hot Air.
