24 Hour 6: 12 p.m.-1 p.m.
My TiVo is almost properly cached for proper commercial-skipping viewing. Until then here are a few 24 open threads:
Time for my fun.
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Hazmat rocks!
The mushroom cloud still is floating around. What, no wind in L.A.? 12,000 dead. President Wayne is tormented. “Why oh why did my brother have to run off to CBS and play a black version of Jack Bauer?”
In the White House bunker…
Tom Lennox pulls out his fake disappointment at Karen Hayes’ resignation. President Waynes sees right through it. Or maybe not.
Karen’s packing up. Buchanan just learned she resigned and is off to L.A. Karen packs light.
In CTU…
Chloe still pouts.
Graem will be “dumping hard drives.” I think that’s geek sexual innuendo.
Daddy Bauer has given up already wallowing in self-pity to Jack. If Jack weren’t chained he’d slap him Budweiser-style.
Daddy Bauer had only Graem. He should have got a puppy. They’re less prone to stabbing you in the back.
A construction pit. With real estate so expensive in California how do they still have those here?
Daddy Bauer will pay the killers double. I’ll pay Daddy triple to stop looking so pathetic. Ephram Cochrane you’re not.
At least the grave is already dug.
The Bauer double team saves the day. Daddy kills the bad guy before he can be interrogated Jack-style.
Alright, Burke is still around. He’s a nasty guy with the cool interrogation drugs.
At McCarthy’s place…
Dumb Blond is hungry.
At CTU…
Fayed has been caught on his cell phone. Milo can count to two. Nadia needs to show some skin.
At Graem’s house…
Al Turner, some unknown CTU guy is named. He’s dead meat. Jack told him he wants Graem alive.
Graem, Marilyn, son have a loving, American suburban moment. Feel the love.
Gunfight at the O.K. Bauer Corral? Nope.
Kid: “What are you doing to my dad?”
Jack: “Why preparing to torture him Jack-style, of course? Call it tough love. Really tough love.”
Jack tells Marilyn she married a monster. A short monster.
Marilyn and Josh head to CTU a place so safe for anyone with the last name Bauer.
Burke is drooling to sink his needles into Graem.
Back at CTU…
Milo and Chloe have a private moment. Morris’ brother is glowing in the dark. Milo wants to give Morris the silent treatment.
Chloe should know the news would go down better if she showed a little more cleavage. It worked for Michelle (and her breasts). Or she could just go down on Morris. But then he’d be too distracted to decode the image.
Chloe: less pout more cleavage. She didn’t listen to me but Morris stays.
Back at Graem’s House of Fun…
Drugs! Burke’s drugs!
Jack, please give Graem a Budweiser slap.
Romano now remembers what it felt like back on ER.
Jack, rip off Romano’s ear. Come on. Once a vampire, always a vampire.
Brotherly interrogation is so heartwarming.
Ok, Jack’s making up for his lack of being a killing machine. You have to be really hard core to torture your own brother.
Now, Romano’s just spilled the beans about having David Palmer, Michelle, and Tony wacked. Jack’s freaking out. He’s going to cry. Say it ain’t so! Romano wants Jack dead for the good of America! In the back of my mind I hear someone screaming, “It’s Bush’s fault!”
“We’re the same!” Yes, except for the height, the eyesight, the amount of hair on their heads, their married status, their movie careers, etc.
Jack’s gone wacko! He’s ready to shoot everyone. He’s getting flashbacks from when he was back in ‘Nam.
Romano lives. Damn.
For a romantic interlude we head to D.C….
Walid and Sandra sitting in a hospital. K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Back at Romano’s House of Family Love…
Lots of silent treatment.
Daddy Bauer is back in self-pity mode. Get Burke and is drugs.
Everyone is going back to CTU. We now know CTU will get attacked…again!
Daddy gets a car, Jack a helicopter. The son is livin’ large.
Back at CTU…
Morris’ magic will turn pixels into anti-terrorist gold. Morris: “Don’t touch anything.” Who’s going to touch it? Milo? Chloe in a pouting rage? Nadia?
Morris leaves exit stage left.
At the White House…
Tom briefs the VP who happens to be Powers Boothe sounding a little like Cy Tolliver but looking like an older version of his Red Dawn character.
Tom Lennox is denied!
President Wayne loves the Muslims and hates the “politics of fear.”
Back at CTU…
And the engineer is…
Morris who exited stage left. Very sneaky. Never trust a bald guy.
Dumb Blond is pretty good with handcuffs.
Back at Romano’s…
Daddy Bauer and Romano need a heart-to-heart. Daddy’s evil too. Ramano thinks he’s so tough. He’s dead meat.
Do I feel sorry for Romano? Hell no!
Ooo…two hours of 24 next week.
If I wasn’t good enough there’s always Blogs4Bauer.
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