24 Hour 8 & 9: 1pm-3pm
The TiVo is prepped, and I’m waiting for the obligatory 20 minutes so I can watch Jack kick ass commercial-free. Here’s an open thread if you want to get a head start on me. Also weblogging tonight’s “2-hour event!” are Lori Byrd at Wizbang, Ian at Hot Air, and Blogs4Bauer.
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Zooming above L.A….
Chloe isn’t pouting as much when her honey’s life is on the line.
Buchanan gives Jack the bad news that Graem is dead.
Milo is making his power play by telling Buchanan that Chloe is “screwing up.”
Viper Room Milo wins!
Chloe’s pout returns big-time.
In McCarthy’s car…
Dumb Blond is a super-driver.
McCarthy will “take care” of Dumb Blond. Who bets it involves his gun?
Yeah Jack, when you fly so low they can hear you you will get spotted.
Ok, Dumb Blond isn’t a super-driver when it comes to on-coming traffic.
Morris is getting car sick in the back.
McCarthy is a lousy car thief.
Dumb Blond can’t hold that gun.
When Jack wants to land he’ll land anywhere even semi trailers.
“Can I get my luggage?” ”
Why yes, anything to slow us down when the feds are following us.”
Jack vs. an empty car: who wins? McCarthy!
Chloe would never let them get away. Milo is no Chloe.
Dumb Blond’s conscience is weighing on her. Maybe not.
BANG! BANG! McCarthy’s dead!
Dumb Blond ain’t so dumb.
At the While House Bunker…
Tom is about to cry; he didn’t get his way at ruling the world.
Tommy Temper Tantrum Time!
Tommy wants to take his power suits and go home!
Reed will “feel out” Tom. A Backbreak moment.
Back at CTU…
Buchanan hands out the sort-of-not-really bad news that Graem is dead.
Mrs. Romano takes it well. Blames Jack.
Dumb Blond goes everywhere with her purse. It won’t hold all $7 million, you dumb blond.
Morris and Fayed, separated at birth?
Sure, scramble Morris’ head. that will really help him figure out how to reprogram the nukes.
Back at CTU…
Jack’s complaining about Milo being slow. Chloe to the rescue.
Nadia is still SO HOT!
At the Bunker…
Dr. Bashir, meet President Wayne.
President Wayne: One more nuke means war. One MORE NUKE! One wasn’t enough?
President Wayne finally shows a spine, and it’s about a tv appearance.
Outside Fayed’s HQ…
Morris gets a swirlie. Deprive him of oxygen that will really make him effective.
It’s power tool time.
Dumb Blond dead, and Fayed saves $7 million. He should be a buyer at Wal-Mart.
Back at the Bunker…
Reed comforts a distraught Tom. Tom’s a Mac man.
Tom has his Dr. McCoy moment: “Damn it, Reed!”
Reed wants to wack President Wayne.
At Fayed’s Power Tool Palace…
Jack actually thought Fayed would come out after the fire alarm? The guy is losing his touch.
Morris is thinking well for having just gotten drilled.
Jack is looking sexy with that shotgun.
Morris armed the nuke with a PSP.
Jack the killing machine is making up for lost time.
Does Morris live?
Morris lives and Chloe still pouts.
Surprise! A lonely nuke.
Chloe: computer genius and nuke expert.
Dude, who care how Fayed escaped right now. Jack’s busy saving the world…again.
LA not glowing in the dark depends on dip switches.
Jack has the shakes but would make a hardcore computer technician.
$7 million days Jack needs a clean set of pants.
Jack wants to start power tooling Morris right about now.
How did Fayed get in a helicopter.
Back in teh bunker…
Tom goes traitor. God bless America.
Fly, fly, away with my beautiful, my beautiful nukes.
A new character enters, Homeless Russian.
Back at CTU…
In under three minutes Milo searched an entire hard drive and found an e-mail fragment.
Jack and his posse appears.
Time for a Bauer family moment in the morgue.
Daddy Bauer like family pictures and erasing incriminating evidence. Could be worse he could be a child-killer–oh, wait!
Daddy Bauer lays on the guilt trip.
Interrogate Daddy! Interrogate him!
Doctor to Morris: “You’re doing very well.” Not bad for getting drilled.
Morris is pouting with survivor’s remorse. He doesn’t pout as well as Chloe.
Does CTU need uber-nerd Chloe to find Fayed? We know Milo doesn’t have the chops.
It’s sit-down-and-talk time.
Jack lost control finally. It only took a Chinese prison to break him.
Back in the bunker…
VP to President Wayne: You’re a wienie.
Tom and Reed need some quiet one-on-one time.
What’s a political thriller without evil bureaucrats? Rather cliche. Haven’t we seen this 24 plot before? It feels like I’m watching a DVD.
Back at CTU…
Jack and Mrs. Romano share a moment.
Nice wife. Romano brought it on himself.
Mrs. Romano has a super-memory? Jack and the writers are stretching things.
Milo becomes Jack’s tagalong. He’ll get shot.
No danger for Mrs. Romano…unless Jack finds another nuke.
Back at CTU…
Chloe actually thinks a drilled Morris can work immediately.
Ooo…Chloe cursed and hit. She’s not Jack Bauer.
Morris, how dos that shoulder feel?
In Jack’s car…
Daddy Bauer is even more evil.
Daddy Bauer has an interesting definition of “losing” family members.
Now we’re back to old school 24 kidnapping.
Homeless Russian is still fighting the Cold War. Must have got screwed by the Russian oligarchs.
Back at CTU…
Bad Shoulder Morris to the rescue. He didn’t even need a transfusion. He’s almost Jack-tough.
Daddy Bauer and Josh…
Josh wants to know how bad Romano was.
Who wears sweaters in L.A.
Daddy and Josh going into the hotel room gave me a creepy Catholic priest vibe.
Jack, try to keep that car straight. Don’t want to get picked up for drunk driving.
I hope nobody’s in that house.
Milo just felt up Mrs. Romano.
Viper Room Milo to the rescue.
Even the computer geeks know defensive driving.
They’re also weapons-trained.
