The American Mind

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Great. More Milo to the rescue.

I miss Jack’s man purse.

Smart Milo. Stay in open spaces.

Even smarter. Hide in a place with only one exit.

No tears from Daddy Bauer. He’ll be crying when he learns Jack’s still alive.

Milo plays hero.

Mrs. Ramano’s hopeless.

Never bluff with Jack.

Jack loves the sight of blood.

Never betray Jack.

After Jack’s CTU days are done there’s always pro wrestling. He’s got the iron claw choke hold down pat.

Women’s groups will complain about Jack “promoting” domestic violence in 3…2…1….

Jack’s going to need lots of therapy after this.

What sane CTU agents will voluntarily go with Jack? They’re like the unknown crew member from Star Trek. They always get knocked off.

Obviously no nerve damage to Morris’ shoulder.

Chloe is a lousy therapist.

Ooo… Morris is a drunk. Note that for later.

He’ll be drinking in two hours. He’ll be “killer” running those satellites.

Daddy Bauer: censor. The boy needs to see the world as it is.

Daddy Bauer has a big mouth.

Feel the familial love.

How will the blame Bashir? Will the assassin use a phaser?

Come on Morris, buy the booze. Vodka goes well with Red Bull.

Nope. Whiskey and Altoids. Ten minutes and Morris is boozing it up.

Mrs. Romano get’s naked…sort of. Jack peeked. Can’t blame him.

Morris isn’t stumbling yet.

Morris mourns Milo’s designer shirt.

You’d never know Morris has a drill bit in his shoulder an hour ago.

Nice. Tom gets pistol whipped but without the pistol.

Reed is too dweeby to be a killer and too wimpy with a last name like Pollack.

Nadia is stll sooo hot!

Chloe the tattle tale.

AA to Morris’ rescue.

Token chick in the strike group outside Gromenko’s hideout.

That lying Mrs. Romano.

What a great grandpa.

Obligatory Jack punch.

Jack’s gun: like a digital camera. Just point and shoot.

Daddy wacked off David Palmer too. What a family.

Daddy Bauer’s a patriot by knocking off David Palmer.

Daddy Bauer does have some mercy.

Great! Freaky ex-President Charles Logan returns.