Suze Orman Ain’t No Virgin
by Sean Hackbarth
Drudge is loving Suze Orman telling the NY Time Magazine that she’s “still a 55-year-old virgin.” Uh, no. She’s a heterosexual virgin; a woman who hasn’t been with a man. You can’t play around with the ladies and still keep your purity. That’s right up there with people claiming oral sex isn’t sex, and “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”
Orman’s been living with a “life partner” for seven years, would like to marry her (not in Wisconsin), and laments the death tax. She’s an Andrew Sullivan Republican except she doesn’t have the wild mood swings that alienate her from everyone. Orman’s just annoying in her unnaturally white teeth, psuedo-Oprah way.
“NYT Sunday Preview: Suze Orman Reveals She is the ‘55-year-old Virgin’”
Thank you.
The reality is much less shockng than that headline.