Pentagon = “Death Star”
by Sean Hackbarth
Mary Katharine Ham noticed the Associated Press found a new synonym for the Pentagon:
Shivering in the shadow of the Pentagon “Death Star,” chilly protestersraged against the Iraq war Saturday near the symbol of U.S. militarypower – 40 years after activists stormed the building trying to stopanother war.
While not usually a fan of anti-heroes if I were Defense Secretary Gates I’d take this moniker with a badge of honor and run with it. What the world needs now is a superweapon aimed squarely at the Islamist threat. I want our enemies to shake with fear knowing the Death Star will strike against the forces of oppression and evil.
I also want lots of X-Wings and Tie-Fighters and AT-ATs and lightsabers and …
“AP: Pentagon = ‘Death Star‘”
Ah yes…I can see it now….Peter Cushing risen from the dead…”You have another target, a military target…then NAME THE SYSTEM…..I grow tired of asking this, so it will be the last time….where is Osama Bin Laden?”
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