Sickly Looking Fred Thompson Needs Some Hair

by Sean Hackbarth

The salvation for the GOP in 2008 is supposed to be Fred Thompson. But have you looked at him? He doesn’t look healthy. The face is slightly emaciated. But the smile is good, and the skin tone seems well (could be the lighting). What it is is the lack of hair. He looks like he just got out of chemo. From the picture at Hot Air sickly Fred looks ready to go to the hospice for his last few days. The few whips on the top of his head scream, “I’m dying!” He has admitted he fought off a bout of cancer. Someone call one of Fred’s Hollywood friends to get him a hair piece so he doesn’t remind voters he did have cancer. If he goes up against Obama or Edwards he’ll look like one of the living dead. He’ll emphasis the “old” in Grand Old party.

Is Thompson not telling us something?

One of the negatives with Sen. John McCain is his age. There will be elderly voters who will oppose him because of his age. They won’t think he’ll have the strength to handle the office. A sickly-looking Thompson won’t inspire confidence no matter all the good things he says.

Video: Fred! Talks Candidacy and ‘Fire in [His] Belly’”

UPDATE: Thompson looked better at this speech last weekend in California, but even Ryan Sagar wrote,

While Ronald Reagan was also famously laid back, he didn’t usually look like he was about to fall asleep at the podium. This is a major stylistic tick he’ll have to fix if he’s really going to run.

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3 Responses to “Sickly Looking Fred Thompson Needs Some Hair”

1

And Hillary without makeup is…..

~shudder~

Hillary WITH makeup…..

~shudder~~shudder~

Everyone looks like crap now-an-agin.

Fred is fine.

So he’s a bit of a dinosaur, speed wise. So what? That’s his style. Measure twice, cut once.

And so he has no hair. BFD. Lots of folks don’t…. or… ahem… won’t. If hair is a measure of a man then Michael Jordon is a wuss.

You want pretty? Go for The Breck Girl. I’ll take the wisdom of an old hairless dinosaur over camera-ready every time.

2

Fred isn’t qualified because someone did a sorry job of copying some C-Span footage to the internet and it made him looked washed out?

The entire screen looks pale and sickly, not just Fred. If I fix it up and give him a nice tan, would you vote for him then?

I can only hope there are enough American people who will listen to the substance of what each candidate says and vote accordingly rather than making decisions based on hue, saturation, brightness, and contrast settings or something equally inane.

3

[…] Ed Morrissey loves a healthier-looking Fred Thompson responding to Michael Moore. Sure it’s a good smackdown and better than what we’ll hear at the GOP debate tonight. But do Thompson fans really want their dream candidate to be dressing down a hack documentary filmmaker? How Presidential is that? […]

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