Pre-Debate Reading
by Sean Hackbarth
If you want to prepare for the Republican Presidential Debate that isn’t Sister Toldjah has you covered with plenty of reading material.
Like before the first debate that wasn’t I have another set of questions:
- How will Rudy Giuliani square hating abortion while donating to Planned Parenthood?
- To what lengths will Sen. John McCain go to find Mullah Omar? Straight into hell or a few blocks away?
- Will Mitt Romney talk about his sex life?
- What local sports hero will Sen. Sam Brownback slight?
- Will Tommy Thompson go to the bathroom and turn on his hearing aid before the debate starts?
- Will Rep. Ron Paul supporters/sock puppets come here later to say he’d be the greatest President since George Washington?
- Will anyone remember if Jim Gilmore was even on stage?
“Will Mitt Romney talk about his sex life?”
LMAO