Pre-Debate Questions

by Sean Hackbarth

GOP debate number three is in a few hours. I need more questions to be answered:

  • Who uses Rep. Ron Paul as their punching bag first?
  • Is Mike Huckabee asked to hum the Mighty Mouse song?
  • Who asks if Mitt Romney “works the pole?”
  • Does Wolf Blitzer ask Rudy Giuliani about a “white horse?”
  • What metaphysical place will Sen. McCain follow Osama bin Laden to?
  • Will anyone notice Jim Gilmore?
  • How many times will Sen. Sam Brownback use the word “murder?”
  • Does Rep. Tom Tancredo tell us how much he wants Tony to survive the last episode of The Sopranos?
  • Will Tommy Thompson finally find a government program he wants to cut?

I can’t be the only one with questions. What’s yours?

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3 Responses to “Pre-Debate Questions”

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[…] 1715 - Speaking of questions, Sean Hackbarth has a few. To answer just his last (Will Tommy Thompson finally find a government program he wants to cut?), nope. The Other Thompson (I’ll probably shorten it to TOT) is a spender, not a cutter.   [link] […]

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Is the Brownback question a drinking game?

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Only if you’re not working early tomorrow.

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