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Saving Local News: Inject Sex

by Sean Hackbarth

Hey, local news bigwigs. Want me to watch the local news even though it’s mostly fluffy stories smothered in obsessive weather coverage? Hire a hot swimsuit model to read the news. Lauren Jones would do the trick. Journalism skills be damned. I want eye candy. If I want hard news I’ll go to the net. The news babe just has to sound reasonably intelligent and I’ll put up with stories about puppies comforting lonely old people or how parents should dress their children tomorrow.

“Swimsuit Model Lauren Jones Becomes ‘Anchorwoman’”

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This entry was posted on Wednesday, June 13th, 2007 at 10:52 am and is filed under Media. You can trackback from your own site.

One Response to “Saving Local News: Inject Sex”

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Better than watching that “Head Tilt” chick all the time…man I’m getting headaches from watching her :)

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