Is Paris Fooling Us?
by Sean Hackbarth
Blogger Dave wonders if Paris Hilton is shrugging in a Randian manner:
Wouldn’t it just be funny – like super, amazing, ironic, bizarre funny – if it turns out that Paris Hilton, young heir to a vast fortune, is actually the female version of Francisco D’Anconia? You know, secretly part of an underground plot to stop the motor of the world, while publicly living the life of a worthless playgirl and de-valuing the name of her namesake empire?
Yeah. Right. But wouldn’t that be so much cooler than the truth?
If Paris had any acting talent she could play Dagny Taggart in the soon-to-be-filmed Atlas Shrugged movie. She certainly looks more like Dagny than Angelina Jolie.
“Paris Shrugged?” [via Electric Venom]
Eh, I don’t think she really looks like Dagny. I would’ve loved to have cast a younger Jody Foster in that role.
As for Paris’s acting skills: the fact she was able to dupe the sheriff’s department into believing she was on the verge of a mental breakdown (when chances are she was merely going through coke withdrawals) testifies to her innate abilities.