Ron Paul Haiku
The Redstaters are generous souls. Earlier this week they banned new, wacked-out Ron Paul supporters for inundating the site with shills for Paul. They’ve taken much grief. So with a generous spirit they opened up a post for Paulbots to utter their adoration for the anti-war, libertarian-harming, Republican candidate. But there’s a catch: it has to be all in haiku. Here are some of my favorites:
“The lonely libertarian” by blackhedd
A cold, narrow house
Without neighbors, my abode-
Gold, my meagre fare.
“Inside Job” by Repair Man Jack
Catch Not Bin Ladin
Mighty Towers Fell by plan
Rudy bogarts Gold
“Haiku II” by Vladimir
Zionist Hebrews
Trilateral Commission
Fear President Paul
“Sharon” by romney08
When the towers fell
Why did Sharon tell the Jews
To stay home from work?
Untitled by streiff
In the basement room
rancid food, porn, filthy clothes
murmuring RonPaul!
“The Average RP Supporter” by kyle8
seething, angry, I am furious
Everyone but me and Ron are stupid
all because of the Jooooooooos
“Haiku” by dkilmer
The revolution
is turning noise into hits
I smell some Hebrew
Untitled by Jack Savage
“Real” Republican
So sad - they wouldn’t know one
If it bit their ass
“On Money” by BrianH
Fed is illegal
Currency is collapsing
Ron says “I love Gold”
“An Olive Branch to Ron Paul Supporters”
Disclaimer: I work for Friends of Fred Thompson, Inc.
That is hilarious. And it’s great that it follows right after this from Vodka Pundit:
http://pajamasmedia.com/2007/10/i_was_a_cardcarrying_libertari.php