Algore Looks for Another Kind of Green

by Sean Hackbarth

After decades of using government to push his agenda Algore has entered the business world. While pushing alternative energy technologies he’ll also try to make a few bucks:

It’s lunchtime on Sand Hill Road, and Al Gore wants answers. “How does the efficiency decline with latitude?” he asks. “What size community could be served by one plant? If a manufacturer like GE wanted to make smaller turbines, would the technology support a smaller scale?”

We’re sitting in the giant conference room at Kleiner Perkins Caufield & Byers, where the partners hold their weekly meetings. After loading his plate with Chinese food from a buffet, Gore is firing detailed questions at the management team of Ausra, a Kleiner-backed company in Palo Alto whose technology uses mirrors the width of a flatbed truck that focus the sun’s energy to generate electricity.

Once Gore is satisfied — sunlight lags north of South Dakota, an Ausra plant can serve 120,000 homes, and yes, smaller turbines will work fine — he shifts from inquisitor to fixer. He was chatting with California Senator Barbara Boxer “on the way over,” he reports, and he isn’t optimistic that Congress will extend the tax credits Ausra has been relying on. On the upside, he offers on the spot to organize a summit highlighting the company’s solar thermal technology to educate lawmakers and other policymakers on its potential. He also thinks a powwow at General Electric (Charts, Fortune 500) would be beneficial, even though Ausra is a tiny customer.

“I know Immelt well,” he says, referring to GE’s CEO. “We ought to set up a meeting.”

Gore appears utterly comfortable with this drill, but in fact he’s engaging in some on-the-job training. The recovering politician, environmental activist, and Nobel laureate is adding another title to his résumé: venture capitalist. After “a conversation that’s gone on for a year and a half,” according to Gore, he has decided to join his old pal John Doerr as an active, hands-on partner at Kleiner Perkins, Silicon Valley’s preeminent venture firm.

More power to him. Even with all his government connections Algore’s efforts will be judged by profit sizes and returns on investment. He might learn that much of the stuff he’s been touting won’t save the world like he hopes. The business world has a way of slapping people with reality.

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22 Responses to “Algore Looks for Another Kind of Green”

1

Solar energy is expected to skyrocket in the coming years. Some of the more bullish have estimated a 64% yearly growth in the next 3 years and have likened it to investing in Yahoo in 1996. Algore (I still don’t understand why people with a certain political bent insist on spelling his name this way. It’s not a pun, isn’t funny and seems a bit childish.) may be smarter than you think… a lot smarter.

2

Regenery?

3

The Fortune article showcases Al as an executive with lines only an “SNL” writer could come up with ‘Sunlight lags north of S. Dakota.”

But government will not be able to do ANYTHING in the energy area except screw it up even worse; if that’s possible, big gov can do it.

Business is the way to go, but I doubt Jeff Immelt will give Algorhythm more than a polite interview.

The world will be “hooked” on fossil energy until 2100 unless some radical new breakthrough takes place—which could happen, but shifting from one basic energy source like fossil to an alternative is much more difficult than these pie-in-sky types think.

4

Randy, the schoolyard set likes to refer to Albert Gore as Algore because they think it sounds Arab, like calling Barack Obama “B. Hussein Obama,” as though the fact that his middle name is one of the commonest in Africa and the Middle East somehow makes him un-American. It’s the same mentality that said Dukakis couldn’t be President because his name sounded funny and his eyebrows were too heavy.

I love seeing how much these self-identified conservatives REALLY trust the free market as an agent of positive change. Says volumes, doesn’t it?

5

“He might learn that much of the stuff he’s been touting won’t save the world like he hopes.”

Yeah, poor Al Gore. If only he were half as smart as Sean, think what he could have accomplished by now. Hell, he might even have a blog…

6

T-rex, “Algore” isn’t an attempt to make Gore sound Arab. I resent you implying I’m a bigot towards Arabs. You will find no evidence of that in my writings here.

“Algore” is a running joke stolen from Rush Limbaugh. Would you prefer me calling Gore “The Human Tree?” Or would that be anti-plant?

Joe: The free market has a great way of giving feedback to investors. It’s called the profit-and-loss statement. Algore will learn something from his VC experience.

7

People who think Gore is “profiting” off of his global warming shtick need to get their facts straight. 100% of his salary at this firm, 100% of profits from Live Earth, 100% of the money he received for the Nobel Peace Prize, and 100% of his proceeds from An Inconvenient Truth have been donated to the Alliance for Climate Protection. In other words, Gore has not pocked a single penny from any of those ventures.

Whether you like him or not, Gore truly cares about the work he’s doing – he’s not in it for the money.

8

Dear Blog.

The free market is telling us all that there is an enormous amount of money to be made with Gore’s ideas. As a bonus we get to be freed of our dependence in Arab oil…. It’s a win win situation what’s wrong with that?

I tought Right Wingers were for strong national security. Unless you guys think that drilling in Alaska is going to stop our oil dependency from the likes of Iran, and Venezuela.

9

“The business world has a way of slapping people with reality.

Unless you name your company Arbusto.

10

“Algore” is a running joke stolen from Rush Limbaugh.

Well, that explains why it’s childish and not a bit funny.

No, seriously. Is it based on his so-called “robotic” personality (which has softened considerably in the last 8 years, incidentally)? Because the Simpsons’ Al Gore doll that said “You are hearing me talk” was effing hilarious. The “Algore” thing just comes off as yet another petty conservative “attack the person and not the ideas” stunt. Hey, you should make another post about how Howard Dean screamed that one time, or about how Ted Kennedy likes to drink. That stuff’s a riot! Oh-ho-ho-ho!

11

you can’t really blame the extreme right for being a little jealous of mr. gore. first they tear into him for inventing the internet…then it turns out they invented that qoute….and it turns out he was very influential in making the internet what it is today. then they tore into him for making speeches about what a mistake invading iraq was going to be…and it turned out he was spot-on. then it turned out he was ahead of them on global warming…and doh…right again. but in their defense the right has brought back big government and deficit spending…so they have that going for them…which is nice.

12

But jay! He talks like a robot and it’s funny when you combine his first name and last! Haha! Hahaha! See? Get it? Huh? Huh?

13

Oh, I get it now. Combining the first name with the last name makes it funny! I don’t know how I missed that. Conservatives are just so droll.. or is that drool?

14

Algore is from a Paul Shanklin skit that had Bill Clinton as Count Taxula with his faithful servant Algore, instead of Igor. Thanks to the Internet, the nickname Algore took on a life of its own.

15

It’s time to face the facts…with all the effort that we are putting forth attempting to conserve energy here, reduce electricity there, we’re never going to be able to make up the long term effects that we have created in the first place. We still have factories producing and emitting tons of pollution on a daily basis, furthering the process of global warming. Bills and laws have been sent to congress to prevent this, but honestly…what has been done? The latest energy conserving and solar powered devices are going to cost an arm and a leg and be nearly unaffordable for the average family. What’s the use in making Hybrids SUV and recycling ever piece of paper that ever has been used when factories are still mowing over wildlife reserves and forests like grass in the summertime? Car dealerships are still producing and selling gas guzzling, tank-like SUVs like they were going out of fashion. There is no way to make up for the damages that have already been caused and unfortunately we need to keep chugging ahead to keep up with the economy. Our environment was only made to last so long. We need to focus more on the important aspects of politics…we are still at war people.

16

Algore is a play on Igor.

Get it? It’s a joke. Like the ones about Bushisms. I use them myself. Since I pay politicians so well, I insist on at least getting some of it back as what I like to call the “humor subsidy,” regardless of whether I pulled the lever for them or not. They still get my money, I still get some amusement. Maybe not a fair deal, but the most reasonable one I can summon.

Mr. Former Vice President, Nobel Laureate, world-saving climatologist and “I ‘took the initiative in creating the Internet’ but never said I created the Internet” Al Gore may indeed find the business world to be very conducive to his grand schemes.

He’s not afraid to parade his world-class list of contacts around or call people up for a favor.

The problem with most of this ecotechnology is that business hasn’t found a way to build any of it in a cost-efficient way that allows them to tap the breadth of market they would want in order to insure a cost-return ratio needed to support a significant investment. We’re talking Tin Lizzies before Ford managed to contrive the production line.

I’m hoping Algore’s involvement and contacts will be what it takes to get money to go where it normally wouldn’t, and break the logjam of affordability that keeps people like me from achieving what will soon be the new American dream: getting off the grid and off oil.

I can’t afford hybrid cars or solar panels or wind generators. But I hate the thought of getting old and having a fixed income with an ever-rising energy bill, so if the technology isn’t there soon, I will have to look for other ways to minimize my fuel bill. If Algore could convince GE to get behind it, they’d be getting my money. They just have to get in my price range, and that of most other people in mid- to low-income brackets. Make it up in volume, like they do with every other product they own.

But even if all this were to be accomplished in the next decade, we’d still be a long way from solving the world’s resource-management problem.

PS If T-Rex doesn’t apologize for his racist accusations, you should consider banning him. Appalling.

17

Since I pay politicians so well, I insist on at least getting some of it back as what I like to call the “humor subsidy,”

Oh, i get it! And because conservatives don’t like government handouts, you insist on only taking the least-funny, lowest-caliber jokes, right? Brilliant!

18

It figures that out of everything I said, that’s all you understood.

You added NOTHING on the topic so dear to your Algore’s heart, let alone express hopefulness about his campaign like I did, you just gripe about a joke that’s been explained to you in several ways, with everything but pictures, charts and graphs.

I bet you think this is funny. You know why? Because it is funny, whether you feel sorry for the guy or hope he dies from his wounds and burns in hell.

Not that I expect you’ll ever “get it.”

19

Well, see, my main issue with Sean’s post was that he undermines any discussion about any of Gore’s viewpoints by referring to him with a nickname that’s a tired unfunny joke, so that’s all i felt like commenting on. Plus, you opened the door with that subsidy joke and i couldn’t resist following up on it.

The Segway thing isn’t all that funny, honestly. Pratfalls are funnier when Andy Dick is performing them on Newsradio reruns. Seriously, “Bush is stupid” jokes are well past their shelf life, although hearing old quotes like “It’s hard to put food on your family” have a sort of eternal funny/sad quality about them.

If you want quality all-purpose political humor, check out Lewis Black and Patton Oswalt. Those dudes know how to be funny, not just whipping out some silly play on “Igor” and whipping it to death.

20

Whatever.

21

How about the healthcare speech:

“Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country.”

Hilarious. And Chimperor, or Bushitler? Those give and give.

Like solar energy, or wind energy, or Algore stumping for global warming.

22

Hilarious. And Chimperor, or Bushitler? Those give and give.

When have i used those, exactly?

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