Vodka Wars

by Sean Hackbarth

Skyy Vodka

American-made Skyy Vodka kicks Absolut when its down declaring how much it loves The Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo. Yes, a vodka maker has gotten into a history lesson. Here’s the press release:

SAN FRANCISCO–(BUSINESS WIRE)–In 1848, the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo officially ended the Mexican-America War (1846-1848). With the signing of this treaty, the United States gained control of what was to become the Golden West, including California, Arizona, Utah, Nevada and parts of Colorado and New Mexico. Today, SKYY® Vodka, the number-one vodka produced in the United States, spoke out against suggestions by Absolut® Vodka to disregard that treaty, as well as the joining of Texas to the Union in 1845, as depicted in Absolut’s recent advertising.

“Like SKYY Vodka, the residents of states like California, Texas and Arizona are exceptionally proud of the fact that they are from the United States of America,” said Dave Karraker, SKYY Vodka. “To imply that they might be interested in changing their mailing addresses, as our competitor seems to be suggesting in their advertising, is a bit presumptuous.”

In the ad, an “Absolut World” is depicted where the map of North America is re-drawn with Mexico claiming much of the Western United States, negating the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo, as well as the Gadsden Purchase (1853), and the independence of Texas (1836).

“Don’t get me started on the Gadsden Purchase,” continues Karraker. “I think the folks in Tucson and Yuma would be rubbed the wrong way if they hear this landmark deal was somehow nullified as suggested by Absolut, a Swedish-owned brand.”

SKYY Vodka was founded in San Francisco in 1992 and continues to be produced in the United States. Premium SKYY Vodka is made from American grain carefully selected from the Midwest and 100% pure filtered water. SKYY’s proprietary four-column distillation and three-step filtration process consistently ensures exceptional quality. SKYY Vodka products include luxury SKYY90® and new SKYY Infusions™, a unique, all-natural infused experience made with premium SKYY Vodka and succulent real fruit.

It’s a clever marketing move that will probably pull a few drinkers away towards Skyy. For me I could care less. If you put Skyy and Absolut next to each other I would probably not be able to tell the difference. If others are like me it makes boycotting Absolut really easy.

SKYY Vodka, Made in the USA, Proudly Supports Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo”

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16 Responses to “Vodka Wars”

1

[…] We noticed, quite casually, that the only place around us that actually uses Absolute to make its mixed drinks is Applebee’s, which means, of course, that for most people, it would have been nearly impossible to effect a boycott, as drinking at Applebee’s is just one of those things that defines Americans, like apple pie and processed cheese. But then, a light shown on the horizon: a similarly bad vodka has gone that extra mile to prove that it doesn’t think its funny to suggest to Mexicans that they band together to retake the Southwest. […]

2

This all begs the question: would this have been as big a deal had the ad been placed by a tequila manufacturer?

If the answer is yes, here’s a follow-up: since we’re talking Vodka, would it have been as big a deal had the ad been a map of the USSR, pre-1990?

Heh, that would have been a bigger deal, probably.

3

We were big Absolut fans, but we buy Skyy this weekend. NO MORE ABSOLUT. It is the Reverend Wright of Vodka — anti-American, bigoted, out of touch, insulting, etc. Skyy — made in America? Even better. I am sure I will pay more, but my cosmo will have Skyy in it.

4

Sounds like an excuse to set up the DC Chapter of Drinking Right :-)

5

[…] In my previous post, about how Absolut vodka insulted Americans by advocating reconquista, I said I was stickin with Stoli’s. Well, I’ve changed my mind. Now my vodka will be the uber patriotic SKYY brand. Why, well it is good vodka, but they defeded the honor of the United States by ripping Absolut, and giving a scathing history lesson on The Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo … AWESOME! Today, SKYY® Vodka, the number-one vodka produced in the United States, spoke out against suggestions by Absolut® Vodka to disregard that treaty, as well as the joining of Texas to the Union in 1845, as depicted in Absolut’s recent advertising. […]

6

[…] One of my favorite vodkas, American-made Skyy, is showing its patriotism in response to this Absolut nonsense. […]

7

That does it! Nuttin’ but SKYY for me from now on. Sweet sweet sarcasm mixed with good ole American wit.

8

Nice choice, good sir. Thanks for the decency.

9

Nice work by Skyy! I seldom drink vodka, but will try to find ways to incorporate Skyy into beverages and recipes. I had never noticed Absolut before, but they are now my enemy for life, or until they underwrite the congressional campaigns of a dozen or so border enforcers.

I’ll see whether there’s such a thing as anti-viral marketing. I just wish I knew more alcoholics.

10

Go for it, Skyy! Kick the putas where it would hurt if they were men…

11

Why would anyone (in the Western world) use this expensive Swedish swill anyway? Or any expensive ‘premium’ vodka? Unless you drink vodka the traditional way - straight, in a chilled shot glass - what’s the point? (And at that, Absolute is third rate, at best)

If you are a traditionalist, there is no other than Russian or Russian bloc, former or otherwise. Great Polish vodka can be had.

But if all you do is use it mixed drinks one cannot tell Vodka A from Vodka B (with the possible exception of grain v. vegetable distills). I see people doing the same thing with whiskeys, brandys, bourbons, and gins; mixing top $helf $tuff with sodas, fruit juices, and even syrupy liquors.

That’s like paying for a Porsche with Farm and Fleet tires on it.

DJ asks:>>>This all begs the question: would this have been as big a deal had the ad been placed by a tequila manufacturer?

oooooo. MUCH bigger, if the producer was say, Cuervo or Casa San Matias or Sammy Haggar.

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[…] Sean Hackbarth notes that Skyy Vodka has publicly declared its love for the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo. […]

13

[…] Looks like Absolut has apologized.  Yeah whatever… in the meantime Skyy Vodka steps up for history with a statement supporting the US. […]

14

[…] Our list of good American food is growing — Skye vodka, Pilgrim’s Pride chicken, Dunkin’ Donuts…. […]

15

[…] Sean Hackbarth of The American Mind has a recap of the vodka wars. They aren’t battling for your taste buds, they’re battle for your very soul. […]

16

If you want a Vodka that is superb and made in the USA in a pot still with a clean, smooth taste. Won over 72 other Vodkas, in a taste challenge. Try Tito’s Vodka…you will be amazed.

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