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July 23, 2003

Saddam's Invite

Laurence has posted an invitation to the world's second-most-wanted man:

OPEN LETTER TO SADDAM HUSSEIN:

Darling Saddam,

Feel free to camp out at my home anytime. Sure, it's just basic cable, but we've got a lot of the same movies that you had in one of those palaces (the nice ones, not the porn ones from Uday's stash). I'll even get the wife and cats out of your way. Just make yourself at home, have anything in the fridge (Miller Lite and Coors Light, your favorites!), and make all the long distance calls you need.

Oh, and I'll even toss in a trip to my dentist. Don't worry about the insurance and that garbage... it'll be my treat.

Signed,
Laurence Simon

Posted by Sean Hackbarth in Miscellaneous at 03:23 PM | Comments (0)