November 29, 2003

First and Only Word on Paris

For those of you in need of more Paris Hilton info, I have none to offer. However, I have one bit of pithy analysis: next time you make a porn video skip the night vision and turn on the lights. The point is to see something, isn't it.

This bit of traffic whoring was inspired by Kevin at Wizbang.

UPDATE: Kevin's Google trick sure is working. It's made for a pretty good Saturday since I didn't post anything since really early yesterday morning. I still have nothing more to add about Paris except I will not be watching her Fox television show.