December 02, 2003

I Can't Believe I'm Watching This

Oh, The Simple Life would have been perfectly fine if a terrorist would have taken out Paris Hilton's and Nichole Richie's helicopter with a surface-to-air missile.

How many times am I going to hear one of them say, "Oh, my god!"?

Best quote so far:

Nichole: "Paris, don't drive it like its a Porche."

I'm half-way through so I should be able to tough it out until the end of the first episode. Come back for an update.

UPDATE: More stunning quotes:

Paris: "What does soup kitchen mean?"

Paris: "What is Wal-Mart? ... Do they sell walls there?"

Paris: "What's a well for?"

Nichole: "We should have a threesome with him [one of the teenage boys they're living with]."

I'm tempted to give The Simple Life a TiVo season pass. But can I endure the pain?

Someone get Paris a decent pair of jeans. I'm all for females showing off what they've got, but the plumber look just doesn't turn me on. And could someone tell Paris it's alright to eat something. Put about 30 pounds are her and she'd stop looking transparent and be rather cute.