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March 31, 2004

Evil Peeps

Belle Waring at Crooked Timber hates peeps. She hates them more than I do.

Here’s my special fun-filled Peeps trick: put a marshmallow Peep in the microwave (on a plate) and set for one minute. It’s a flaming orgy of sadistic Peeps-destruction! Mel Gibson’s got nothing on me (though I doubt the edifying spectacle will cause anyone to confess to murder.)

A peeps only redeeming quality is it gives you the ability to bite its head off. You can do your best Bill Murray Caddyshack impersonation with them.

My favorite Easter candy are the Reese's peanut butter eggs. If I find them on sale after Easter, I buy up as many as I can. They're bigger than ordinary Resse's peanut butter cups and have a different mouthfeel when you bite through the chocolate and into the peanut butter.

"Peeps!" [via Professor Bainbridge]

Posted by Sean Hackbarth in Miscellaneous at 07:13 PM | Comments (2)