April 02, 2004

Kerry's House of Ketchup #6

I can taste the tomato concentrate made from red ripe tomatoes, the distilled vinegar, the high fructose corn syrup, the (ordinary, I guess) corn syrup, the salt, spice, onion powder, and natural flavoring (Aren't salt et. al. "natural?"). Oh, to have a hamburger or hot dog right now. Ketchup is more than just a yummy topping to meat products a french fries. It's also a "natural source of the antioxidant lycopene." But enough with the good things about ketchup. The only reason I care is because Sen. John Kerry wouldn't have the Boston house he put in hock to fund his then-slumping campaign if it wasn't for his wife, Theresa Heinz-Kerry. And Mrs. Heinz-Kerry would have her fortune without ketchup. With that it's time for the latest edition of Kerry's House of Ketchup.

• Kerry as M*A*S*H's Frank Burns? Ed Driscoll thinks so.
• Steve Verdon can't make Kerry's budget numbers add up. FactCheck.org backs him up.
• Tyler at Pardon My English reports on Kerry's union thugs attacking Bush supporters in Boston.
• Since Steven Taylor has a Ph.D. in political science, I'm surprised he just discovered the superpowers a person gets when they become President.
• Hindrocket started the Kerry flower power yapping with this post.
• Another investigative report from Protein Wisdom found the top 10 things found in Kerry's pocket (#9 is my fave).
• Mickey Kaus got tipped that ex-girlfriend, Morgan Fairchild might have some ill will toward the Senator. Is Kerry one of those cads who always leaves the seat up? [via PunditFilter]
• Kerry's recent gas price photo op screwed up traffic. Then the "Average Joe" had the "gall" to say he was "very positive about the economy."
• Jay offers his artistic "skill" to Kerry.
• "John Kerry: Post Turtle"