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April 26, 2004

Pulling out the Big Guns

Michele's display of cleavage a Red Sox cap inspired me. I hearby declare that for a $50 donation to SOA I will show my (fake) love for either the evil Chicago Bears and/or the even more evil Minnesota Vikings by wearing a cap or shirt--then promptly burning it. (Sorry Michiganers, I won't bother with the Detroit Lions. I don't hate them, I just have pity for them.) Up in these parts wearing such clothing can mean public humiliation, distain, even family ostricism. But it's a risk I'm willing to take. I keep telling myself, "It's all for a good cause."

If you don't care about sports or have no desire to see my face here's another offer: for a $50 donation I will write something nice about the Democrat of your choice. It could be John Kerry, Jimmy Carter, Ted Kennedy, *gasp* Bill Clinton, or *gasp* *gasp* Howard Dean. It's your choice. It won't be some smart-alec post about how great Ted Kennedy holds his liquor or Bill Clinton's ways with the ladies. I will write a serious, positive, intellectually honest essay that's respectful of the subject.

"Dedication #11: The Enemy, Suppuko, Red Sox"

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