April 26, 2004
Pulling out the Big Guns
Michele's display of
If you don't care about sports or have no desire to see my face here's another offer: for a $50 donation I will write something nice about the Democrat of your choice. It could be John Kerry, Jimmy Carter, Ted Kennedy, *gasp* Bill Clinton, or *gasp* *gasp* Howard Dean. It's your choice. It won't be some smart-alec post about how great Ted Kennedy holds his liquor or Bill Clinton's ways with the ladies. I will write a serious, positive, intellectually honest essay that's respectful of the subject.
"Dedication #11: The Enemy, Suppuko, Red Sox"