April 29, 2004

My Final Offer

There's only a few hours left until the SOA campaign is over. I've had only one taker on any of my offers, so I think I'm not risking much so here goes:

For a $100 donation, you will get a dozen Krispy Kreme golden glazed goodies, PLUS I will don a Vikings or Bears item--even from the un-hated Lions, PLUS you will get a CD of a bunch of Howard the Duck "Dean Scream" remixes, PLUS I will praise the Democrat of your choice.

That isn't enough? Wait, there's more.

For a $100 donation to SOA you not only will get some great doughnuts, a 2004 campaign keepsake, and the giddy feeling of publicly embarassing me, you also will get me to drink a bottle of French wine, PLUS I will adorn my weblog with French stuff.

I know it's not up to the cross-dressing and leg shaving level, nor is it autographed books by blogosphere idol Victor Davis Hanson, but I have my limits. Please give.

For other last minute offers, visit Wizbang.