May 20, 2004

Kerry's House of Ketchup #12

Kerry speaks.

Behold, another cache of links about my favorite condiment candidate. Not everything John Kerry says or does is bad. He is wise enough (politically and practially) to support President Bush's request for $25 billion for Iraq. It's part of his strategy to ride the Iraq hurricane into office.

Now, find some fries (I'll wait) and dip into some of the best in Kerry posts.

• The Onion introduces John Kerry to America.
  

• McGhee writes, "For such a tall guy, he sure is a small man" because of this incident in Topeka.
  

• Speaking of Topeka, that's where Kerry echoed John Edwards.
  

• John McCain still isn't going to be Kerry's running mate.
  

• Even if McCain says he doesn't want to be a VP candidate it isn't stopping Democrats from yapping about the possibility. David Cohen thinks this is a sign the Dems are panicking.

• Joe Territo thinks the poorly run Sept. 11 commission will hurt Kerry. "Bob Kerrey may lose the presidential election for John Kerry."
  

• Steven Taylor can't figure out where Kerry stands on gay marriage.
  

• Zombyboy found a funny, French, and fake Kerry commercial. The best line: "He's like Ted Kennedy only thinner." Oh, those funny French.
  

• Roger Simon points out that as of last week Kerry was barely leading Bush in California. His explanation: "it's the media."
  

• Rosemary has Kerry's first commerical endorsement. It sure beats Bob Dole and Viagra.
  

• Here's another cartoon and some commentary on the political rumor that won't die. Hillary Clinton WILL NOT be nominated at the convention.
  

• Kerry's constant Vietnam drone is old hat.
  

• Kerry was in favor of higher gas prices until he could use them as a weapon against Bush.
  

• In a rare HoK double dip, Viking Pundit gets another link for this story on Kerry's more than two-to-one edge in campaign contributions from professors.
  

• Vietnam vets are organizing an anti-Kerry rally in Washington, D.C. for September. [via Country Store]
  

• Power Line notes the work National Review's Mackubin Thomas Owens is doing to illuminate Kerry's anti-war record. Kerry's past is why many vets are so upset with him.

• Kerry's 10 million jobs claim has no economic theory and little history supporting it.

• Finally, we have Alexandra Kerry. John may want to think of taking her on the campaign trail to court the soft porn/Howard Stern vote.

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[Thanks go to the John F. Kerry Media Relations Center for the Sen. Zoop's "voice."]