December 23, 2004

TAM's Terrific Treats #16

Here is your last bit of gift-giving advice for the toughest people on your list. If by some chance you failed to plan properly, were just plain lazy, or went out on a really wild drinking binge, you will wake up tomorrow, Christmas Eve, realizing you still need to buy gifts. If the malls and stores have closed by the time of your "epiphany" your last resort is Walgreens. Don't fret. Hope is not lost. For you can get a big, floppy dog. Or you could force your recipient to dig out his VHS player to watch the new movie you bought him. There is also a foot spa for that person you know walked the miles at the malls to get you something. And if all else fails, buy everyone a Whitman's Sampler.

[Added to Wizbang's "The 10 Spot - Christmas Eve Eve Edition."]