July 28, 2005

I Dare You! I Double Dare You!

Let me be very clear: I don't want Helen Thomas dead. But whenever I hear someone make an outrageous threat I want to see if they'll actually do it. Helen Thomas as threatened to kill herself if Dick Cheney runs for President. As Vice President he has never said he'd run to be Bush's successor, but I'd just love to see what "Old Bag" Helen would do. Would she find a tall Washington, D.C. building and leap to her death? Would she die quietly? Yeah right! She'd probably broadcast her intentional demise on the internet. She'd scream that it was all Bush's fault as drove a knife into her chest.

"What An Ego Helen"