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November 10, 2005

Polly Want a Nipple?


Florida gets hit again with another strange woman story:

A woman has been arrested for padding her bra ó with a stolen rare parrot.

Jill Knispel, 35, hid the Greenwing parrot in her bra after taking it from her employer, Baby Exotic Birds of Englewood, police said.

She traded the bird for a car and was dumb enough to tell the trader how she got the bird. The owner of the bird said, "Well, good way to hide it I guess, Certainly not going to search her as she leaves." Looking at Jill Knispel's picture I certainly wouldn't want to search her.

"Woman Arrested after Stealing Rare Parrot by Hiding It in Her Bra"

Posted by Sean Hackbarth in Miscellaneous at 12:20 AM | Comments (0)